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Monday,

Tuesday,

Wednesday,

Thrusday,

Friday,

Saturday,

Sunday!

today is...

thursday!!!!!!!

munch!!

yummm. now left 6 shoes!

food.

food.

food.

food.

ok.

today's first period was p.e.

did my 5 stations today.

i mean our.

omg.

i failed nearly everything.

except for seat and reach.

i can expand and contract my fats.

we i mean, our i mean.

then there was science.

play big 2 with andrew.

i ate 1 card up.

now andrew's deck left 3 2s.

then reccess.

EAT!

then there was ART.

i love ruth ng.

( not in the love love way, she's not small )

then there was PC.

i didn't want to act in the skit,

because i want to seat beside Chloe, or if she is acting,

i want to watch Chloe.

She's hot.

She's sexy.

She's small.

then assembly.

i smuggle some.. we smuggle some.. we smuggle ALOT of food.

ate ate.

then after school, i went to eat

abbuden

the equation of life:

time to eat.. snacks.

definition of snakes:

food. but not as much as the 3 meals.

which means,

5 plates of magi mee,

100000000 roti prata,

12000 shoes snakers

and 12 millions barrels of water. i mean oil.

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Red To Black

Red To Black

I had a friend named Benny

The two of us used to eat every single day

And it seemed like overnight that his whole size just changed

I know when his mom and dad went missing

he ate them but I know that his dad was a LPC

And he gambled away the rent

Pretty soon Ben was seein red

Pissed off but instead

He ate every night til he passed out

Then he’d do it all again

The whole time smiling on the outside to cover the pain

But on the inside all he was tryin to do was get away

Dying to get away

Let the pain of yesterday go slipping through the cracks ( ass hole )

Funny how things change color

Then fade to another shade

When you had it made it was all good

But now look just another day

It was so fresh it was so clean

Now its all GONE

1, 2, 3, lights out

Which way to turn

Can't get a grip

All alone in a big black house

Everyday gets worse and you just curse

'til your tummy bursts and it hurts so bad

She left like yourself should have thought of that one first

No chiken chops, no shoes, can’t accept what you did

Now you wanna runaway but you can't cuz the past comes back again

Slippin through the cracks

Sip a lot of water

Go to bed hungry

What about shoes

Why does every cent gotta be a bet

Whens it gonna end

Oh my god, we dont got a penny left

My mom’s gotta find a way to get a job

Outta food, outta shoes, outta ball, outta this BIG problem

My pops ( LPC ) wanna get away from the pain

In a better place in his brain

But the medication he takes makes him wasted

So sick if hes gonna think the good lord would come take him

Im shakin him wake up you son of a bitch

He’s dying to get away

Let the pain of yesterday go slipping through the cracks

Hiding himself away watching all the memories fade

Away From red to black

He’s dying to get away

Let the pain of yesterday go slipping through the cracks

Hiding himself away watching all the memories fade

Away From red to black(Slipping through the Cracks)

Done by BENNY

thumbdrive

12th posts baby! 12... hmmm.. don't know why i like that number so much.. WE like that number so much..

we love food.

serious.

we love shoes.

serious.

saya suka kasut. ( we don't know the malay for "we" )

basketball shoes baby:

We saw this when we were at 7/11.

we thought that it was icecream.

so we bought 12000 and ate them up.

then it didn't taste like real icecream.

when we asked the person what flavour it is, she said that is was a thumbdrive.

we like it..

time to eat more

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Donuts Baby

today i went to some donut shop and bought 12000 boxes of donuts.

each box have 6 donuts.

the shop keeper wanted to charge me money.

but when i threatened to eat her up, she gave the donuts to me for free.

i always use that tactic.

but i love it when i actually eat them up..

yummm...

1 box of donuts:

yumm...

time for between meal snacks..

KFS!!!!!

new balance baby!!

whoo.. nike basket ball shoes.. Benny likey!!!!

YUMMMMM

Maths

sorry yesterday i didn't post.
because i was doing my maths homework.
the maths damn hard.
they ask questions like:
B=12000
BA=69000
find A.
wtf?
then the answer script write that the answer is 5.75.
HOW THE F DO WE GET THAT?!?!?!??!??
ok la.
lunch time soon.
going to eat at macdonalds..
wait.
going to eat macdonalds.
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

My life.. Our life

today nothing to post about, so we'll be talking about our lifes so far.

we had 575 ex girlfriends. called Azrina 1 to Azrina 575.

then we wanted to cut down on our weight.

and we persuaded them.

but they didn't want to!

She said it's good to look like this:

so we broke up with them.

and now our main target is Chloe and Miss Guan:

only have have chloe's picture.. yea.. our baby.

so our lifes is complicated.

but to get Chloe, we must turn all this:

in to this:

and end up like this:

WAIT! we have a strong urge to.. EAT.

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Shoes

today nothing much happen.
only the badminton part and the hoes part was fun.
i played badminton to try to impress Chloe.

then Jason say that he'll be giving me 5 bucks if i helped him take a pair of shoe
but when i brought it to him, he didn't give me the money and wanted to take it and run.
so i just ate it up.
in your face Jason.

time to eat more shoes..
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Eat you enemy

eat your enemy.

i'll be happy to do that..

hmm.

today got chinese.

so happy.

i hate yi yong.

he flirt with Chloe..

NBASKJYEOIU***********************************************************************************************8

kwai lan

mzghfiUAYsfoa.

.

today nothing much to post.

just that jeffrey they all kena send to general office.

and i beat Jason up for fun.

ok

eating time..

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Sorry

i let Miss Guan down today..
=(
sorry.
sorry for not listening in class.
sorry for making noise in class.
sorry for eating in class.
sorry for thinking about Chloe during class.
sorry..

anyways.
i ate.
and ate.
and today i acted blur i accused people for creating this blog because i didn't want Jason to know that it was me who created.
mother fking bitch.
sian.
i have eat.
bye..
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I MADE THIS... WE MADE THIS!

today's post is to make it clear to everyone ( including us (benedicts)) that we made it.
not Jason, not Xin Yuan, not eugene, not Digene, not jeffrey and not no one else.
it is made by us.
kjlao;iuraliruwoiac kejhf po t
oops.
i tried typing using my stubby fingers.
in all posts, i call LPC to help me type.
at least his finger can press the buttons one by one.
see what happens when i type:
iyfsafgwedliuanv bgk
ok. just told LPC to come back and help me post.
i just tell him what i want him to type, like what i'm doing now.
ok.
LPC LPC LPC LPC LPC LPC..
one day i'm going to eat him up.
fuck, did i say that out loud??
damn it..
now he's going to run away.
guess i'll just have to try typing the rest of the post.



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just called my sister to help me..
MEI MEI!
anyways.
i went to eat today. ( OBVIOUSLY )
had 24000 of this:




each of us, Benedict ate 2 harshbrowns each..
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

New York new York

today i went to new york new york for breakfast.

i saw Bill Shen Kai Mun tat and Jason at west coast plaza's New York New York as i was going

home.

lucky they never see me.

then i ate a burger.

the waiter say that if i can finish it in an hour the meal is free.

so i took up the challenge.

it's like so easy la.

i finished it in 4 seconds.

so i decided to eat a few more meals.

so in all i only ate like..

20? 30? meals?

don't know la..

then went home.

then felt hungry.

but i held myself down.

i told myself: NO BENEDICT! NO!

to get Chloe and Guan Lao shi,

i must look like:

i cant eat more..!"

so i ate only 10 plates of magi mee.

now i'm preparing for dinner..

YUMMMMM

My Ambition

hmm.
just finished eating my shoes breakfast meal.
6 of them.
not bad actually.
yum yum.
ok.
today i can't really blog.
because my parents want me to do something more constructive, like eating.
i love LPC.
nice.
ok.


i took this picture as i was going to fight Jason:




after 1 month of dieting, which is what i'm doing now, i'll end up like this:




then i'll get Miss guan and Chloe.
IN YOUR FACE STEFAN!
ok..
going to do MORE CONSTRUCTIVE things.

Yum,mmmmmm

1st post!

1st post.
my past blog was soooo dead and people like Jason kept insulting me on that blog.
and 2/4 blog too.
that's why i bit the 2/4 blog and ate up my past blog.
people who know this blog.
PLEASE, do not let Jason know,
if not he will totally insult me.
ok.
wait..
i'm hungry.
wait...
-munch-
-munch-
-munch-
yum.
i just ate 5 plates of magi mee and 20 cups of milo and 40 bisuites.
i'm so happy with myself.
i'm cutting down on the amount i eat.
in the past,
i will call up pizza hut, macdonalds and KFC anfd tell them to get me everything which is on their menu.
i'm happy.
ok.
OH!
i have a craving!
for shoes!!!!!
yea!
calling
KFS AKA Kentucky fried shoes.

one big shoe,
5 ham shoes
12000 shoes snaker,
and 100000 plates of cheese shoe lace

ONLY.
i'm so proud.
one day i'm going to get Chloe and Guan Lao shi, BOTH.
and this is not adultry,
as i am technically 12000 men.
ok.
i have to eat my shoes now,
so bye.
YUMMMMMMMMM